Though teeth first evolved as a mechanism for digesting food, humans later invented the smile as a way to identify friends, family, and vegan crocodiles. Whiten your welcome with today's Groupon: for $129, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Aristo Dental in Wheeling (a $375 value).
Doctors Giovanni and Sandra Aristodemo and the staff at Aristo Dental brighten sullied bites with Zoom! whitening treatments. During a single visit, experts gently apply whitening gel to mouth planks while patients watch television or remember their favorite puppet show. Specialists accelerate the whitening process with beams from the Zoom! LED lamp, which helps the gel to infiltrate tarnished tusks and break up the stains caused by coffee, tea, and cigarettes. Treatments last a little more than an hour, and patients can prolong newfound pearliness with a good oral-hygiene regimen and a pocket-size black light.