What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon to Brackeen Chiropractic Wellness and Rehab in Derby. Choose from the following options:
- For $699, you get 6 Zerona laser treatments (a $2,400 value).
- For $999, you get 9 Zerona laser treatments (a $3,600 value).
- For $1,199, you get 12 Zerona laser treatments (a $4,800 value).<p>
Under the expert guidance of full-body-wellness advocate Doctor of Chiropractic Paul Brackeen, the staff at Brackeen Chiropractic Wellness and Rehab harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid deposits can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time.
Technicians perform the sessions within 72 hours of one another, completing 6 treatments in two weeks, 9 treatments in three weeks, and 12 treatments in four weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by expiration date on your Groupon, 6 treatment option expires 2 weeks from activation date; 9 treatment option expires 3 weeks from activation date; 12 treatment option expires 4 weeks from activation date. Subject to availability. Each treatment must be completed within 72hrs of previous treatment. Treatments must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Brackeen Chiropractic
At Brackeen Chiropractic, Doctor of Chiropractic Paul Brackeen works to empower patients. After performing in-office services such as chiropractic adjustments, the practice's medical workers teach patients how to complete corrective exercises on their own. Along with nutritional-counseling sessions, they hope to help patrons lose weight and improve their health by tapping into their own strength. In treatment rooms, FDA-approved Zerona machines purr across bodies, harnessing the power of lasers like a mad scientist trying to impress a date.