What You'll Get
A bronze body indicates that its owner just came from the beach or just escaped from the Ancient Greece wing of an art museum. Cast your corpus in warm hues with today's Groupon: for $26, you can get either one month of unlimited tanning in a level-two bed (a $53.90 value with 10% tanning tax) or one in-salon airbrush tan (a $35 value) at Bronze Touch Tan Spa in Wildwood (up to a $53.90 value).
The team members and technology at Bronze Touch Tan Spa (formerly Tan Hut) help to transform drab skin into golden body coverings, introducing clients to top-notch tanning beds and tailored airbrush mists. With one month of unlimited bed bronzing, pasty patrons can establish deep relationships with level-two cocoons, sharing hopes and dreams during snuggle sessions 15–20 minutes long. To quickly conceal stretch marks, blemishes, or tattoos of secret treasure maps, opt for a color-customized spray tan applied by the careful hands of one of the spa's pigment practitioners. The application takes approximately 15 minutes, and the nonstaining hue typically hangs around for 7–10 days but can last up to two weeks if kept hidden from giraffe tongues.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Bronze Touch Tan Spa
Bronze Touch Tan Spa sun-kisses bodies with Ergoline tanning beds and custom airbrush spray tans as seen on KMOV 4. Shading artists hand-spray faces and limbs to disguise stretch marks and other blemishes with natural-looking golden hues, and a fleet of tanning beds invites patrons to lounge and tan simultaneously. UV-radiant bulbs range in intensity, with several levels of exposure to transmogrify all types of skin to golden brown. Bronze Touch also carries tanning lotions from brands such as Australian Gold and Designer Skin, which lavish dermises with nutrients more effectively than rolling around in a bed of spinach.