Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon to Curatio Rehabilitation. Choose from the following options:
- For $170, you get 5 one-hour massages (up to a $475 value).
- For $329, you get 10 one-hour massages (up to a $950 value).
- For $599, you get 20 one-hour massages (up to a $1,900 value).
- For $1,399, you get 50 one-hour massages (up to a $4,750 value).
Curatio Rehabilitation’s licensed massage therapists restore physiques to their factory settings with 60-minute sessions on heated beds that de-tense musculature in a choice of six soothing massage modes. Kneading fingers dance across dorsal extremities, immersing patrons into a deeply relaxed state and assuaging aches caused by napping in overhead storage compartments. Specially trained in neuromuscular massages, the staffers can help alleviate the pain of physical ailments or soothe the strained backs of mothers-to-be through application of focused pressure to weight-bearing nerves. Massage-pack holders can spoil musculature with their own weekly massages or gift sessions to friends and family, giving everyone the gift of relaxation without the trouble of gift-wrapping a tenor-sax player.
On entering Curatio Rehabilitation’s studio, a large, tranquil fountain greets patrons, immediately easing their minds and doubling as a makeshift mirror. Dim lights calm each room, and soft tunes waft through the still air. A choice of aromatherapy oils, lotion, or organic, odorless shea butter can complement treatments.
The massage therapists at Curatio Rehabilitation come from backgrounds in neuromuscular therapy and the treatment of chronic pain. Each of their customizable sessions begins with a consultation to discuss the desired outcome, source of pain, and meaning of suffering. The therapists use Swedish and deep-tissue techniques to relieve muscle knots, sports massage techniques to soothe sore hockey pads, and prenatal massage techniques for expecting mothers. Their specialty, neuromuscular massage, is designed to alleviate pain with deep strokes targeted at the nerves. Sessions are complemented by a choice of aromatherapy oils or organic, odorless shea butter.