What You'll Get
Teeth are more than just precious rocks that fall out of skulls so that they can be turned into jewelry. Keep your headstones polished with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $49 for a dental checkup with an exam, a full set of x-rays, and a cleaning (a $295 value)
- $99 for the above package and a take-home teeth-whitening kit (a $150 value; a $445 total value)
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 180 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Consultation required. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About David B. Beemer, DMD
Over the past 20 years, Dr. David B. Beemer has made it his business to get his hands dirty. Rather than just popping in for a quick chat ‘n’ check, the good doctor takes a special interest, even ensuring his clients’ dentures are a perfect fit by personally making them in-house. His lengthy career helps explain the long list of dental services he offers. He fills and bonds teeth, extracts them, and brightens them with in-office whitening that covers patients for life, which is how the skull in Hamlet maintains his pearly whites.