Like giving the Tooth Fairy the right amount of teeth to pay this month’s rent, weight loss doesn’t happen overnight. Embark on the path to slimmer physiques with today’s Groupon: for $150, you get a weight-loss program (a $450 total value) at Age-Less Medicine. The weight-loss program includes the following:
- An initial assessment with an exam and B12 injection (a $250 value)
- A follow-up visit with a B12 injection (a $150 value)
- A two-week supply of meal-replacement shakes or bars (a $50 value)<p>
Age-Less Medicine’s medically trained staff, captained by licensed physician Dr. Linda McClintock, helps visitors shed bodily fluff through comprehensive weight-loss programs. During the initial assessment, staff members answer any questions about the program and evaluate the client’s physique with a lab draw, an EKG, and a Tannita scale—which divides the client’s age by chocolate to estimate body-fat percentage. The health professionals then boost vitamin intake with a B12-lipo injection, dole out dietary advice with a nutritional consultation, and send guests home with a two-week supply of meal-replacement shakes or bars. Once the meal-replacement supply vanishes, guests revisit the facility for a follow-up appointment, where the staff tracks results, dishes out another B12-lipo injection, and enhances short-term results with an appetite suppressant and calorie-burning high-fives.