Besides making a statement about a home, lawn decorations communicate a firm "Don't land here, we'll scratch up your paint job" to hostile spacecraft. Protect your neck of the woods with this Groupon.
$20 for a Decorative Lawn Greeting ($49.95 Value)
In the middle of the night, decorators leave festive lawn displays to celebrate special occasions such as birthdays, Father’s Day, and graduations. Twenty critters and two message boards are included in the display. After one day, the decorators return to collect the assemblage.
Amy’s Lawn Mail
Amy’s Lawn Mail delivers greetings the same way a disgruntled mailman would: by spreading it across the recipient’s lawn. But unlike the disgruntled mailman, Amy’s decorators do their job without malice, instead bedecking lawns overnight with 20 colorful decorations to celebrate special occasions—storks to herald the arrival of a new baby, for example, or buzzards to indicate yet another Valentine's Day. In addition to the colorful lawn decorations, each display comes with two custom message board to declare “happy birthday” or “sorry we forgot about your birthday.”