Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of salon services at Ana’s Secret Salon.
Ana’s Secret Salon's skilled beauticians buttress the health and appearance of hair and skin by rendering sundry salutary services with the owner's signature skincare solutions. During the Brazilian wax ($65+)—one of 10 waxing services available—skilled hands apply Nufree-finipil antibacterial hair remover that whisks away unsightly hair from nether regions without the use of painful waxes or miniature lawn mowers. A 60-minute deep-tissue massage ($90) targets sore spots using deliberate strokes and firm pressure to disentangle muscle knots, and warm paraffin dips soften hands ($20) and feet ($25). Stylists can sever dead ends with precision cuts ($75+) and use a shine enhancer ($40+) to make heads capable of blinding laser-tag opponents on other planets. The salon’s floor-to-ceiling arched windows filter in scores of natural light, and candle sconces sit comfortably between sprawling gold-framed mirrors.
Ana’s Secret Salon
Bright sunlight filters through floor-to-ceiling arched windows in Ana’s Secret Salon, illuminating décor fit for France's Sun King. Gold molding crowns the salon, where gold-framed mirrors and delicate gold sconces hang above a row of rounded bureaus carved in dark wood. There, stylists reach for shears or liquid chroma after design conversations with clients, and nail technicians unfurl appliquéd towels for hands to perch on.
Licensed massage therapists command six styles of bodywork, incorporating aromatherapy, Thai stretching, and lymphatic drainage techniques, to remove residual tension faster than the silly-string fight following Waterloo. Nufree finipil antibacterial hair remover whisks hair from men's and women's bodies, and Heliabrine and Excel Skin Care products join mechanical exfoliators and medical-grade tonics to reveal smooth, healthy skin.