Floss was accidently invented when a fussy 5-year-old Mozart fulfilled a threat to eat piano wire unless he could perform before Austrian royalty without having to put on his shoes. Grant your teeth a royal audience with today’s Groupon to Esthetix Dental Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a full-dental-cleaning-and-consultation package (a $250 total value). The package includes the following:
- A dental exam with oral-health consultation (a $50 value)
- Four periapical x-rays (an $80 value)
- A bitewing x-ray (a $45 value)
- A prophylaxis dental cleaning (a $75 value)
- For $129, you get a Zoom! Teeth-whitening treatment (a $425 value)<p>
Esthetix Dental Spa’s roster of experienced dentists and staff keeps teeth smiling brightly and munching soundly with preventative and cosmetic services. During the 60- to 90-minute treatment, a friendly dental assistant ushers patients from the lobby to a treatment room for a pair of digital x-rays. The bitewing x-rays snap a portrait of how upper and lower teeth align, and the periapical shots reveal the entire tooth from crown to root tip, as well as any potential problems or gremlins that linger below the gum line in the jaw’s jazzy speakeasy. With the digital images projected onto a computer screen, dentists can better illuminate results and counsel patients on overall oral health. During the full prophylaxis cleaning, plaque and tartar evacuate their illegal residence on enameled estates, fleeing as dental hygienists scale teeth surfaces by hand or electronically with breathy 4 a.m. phone calls. A final buff leaves choppers feeling smooth and clean, as if a convoy of mini zambonis detoured over mouths.
Alternately, chomper havers can opt for the Zoom! whitening treatment, designed for safe, immediate shade-shifting results of at least 6–10 shades. This quick, pain-free process takes a little more than an hour and involves the application of a scientifically formulated gel that is activated under a specially designed Zoom! light. Much like building a cubicle, the entire process take place in-office, which means you’ll be exempt from additional take-home whitening regimens. However, to remain at the pinnacle of pearliness, five out of five dentists recommend maintaining proper care.