Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh's gold with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get a food-allergy test and consultation at Frequency Apps Wellness Center in Rockford (a $100 value).
Frequency Apps Wellness Center’s holistic practitioners suss out hidden allergies and sensitivities to more than 200 foods using the Meridian Stress Assessment (MSA), which is derived from Chinese and Western medicine. During the MSA food allergy test, patients cradle energy-measuring weights in each palm, analyzing meridians, or channels of energy, that pulse through the hands’ acupressure points as well as spark dead car batteries. Once the test determines pre-existing allergies to foodstuffs such as fish, fruit, grains, and wax lips, the practitioner consults with patients to establish a homeopathic solution to suppress bodily aversions that can cause imbalances such as fatigue, headaches, and skin problems.