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Reviewed July 31, 2012
What You'll Get
Cellulite can cause skin to appear less smooth, thwarting any ambitions to play the porcelain doll in this year’s production of The Nutcracker. Get the role of your dreams with today’s Groupon to Houston Weight Loss Medical Center. Choose from the following options:
For $20, you get one 30-minute cellulite light-therapy session (a $40 value).
For $60, you get three 30-minute cellulite light-therapy sessions (a $120 value).
- For $140, you get a cellulite-treatment package (a $280 value) that includes:
- Three 30-minute sessions of cellulite light therapy
- Three 30-minute sessions of motorized cellulite massage therapy
- Three B12 energy-boost metabolic injections
- A nutritional exam<p>
The weight-loss experts at Houston Weight Loss Medical Center render a variety of treatments to help to reduce the appearance of cellulite beneath the skin. During cellulite light therapy, 30-minute-long barrages of infrared light fight fat at the cellular level, aiming to dissolve fat cells and break up microscopic fatty gangs. With the package option, motorized massage therapy aims to break down fat cells by relaxing them into abject submission. B12 injection supplements round out the vitamin Bingo game while suppressing appetite, bolstering energy, and promoting cellular metabolism. A nutritional exam helps patients to make informed food choices by revealing carrot sticks are good for you and debunking the myth that microwaving vitamin pills increases their nutritional value.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.