Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to Making Faces in Newport Beach. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get one 60-minute massage (an $85 value).
- For $99, you get three 60-minute massages (a $255 value).<p>
Licensed massage therapist Yvette Owens stirs achy muscle waters with the relaxing ripples of Swedish, reflexology, and deep-tissue bodywork. To ensure a fully personalized treatment, Yvette converses with clients and their old college roommates to determine the deepest source of muscle tension. As patrons console their senses with cups of steaming herbal tea, Yvette summons fragrant candles to cast tranquil twinkles across the room. To the pulse of soothing music, a 60-minute Swedish-style rubdown may begin with cross-fiction kneading, and then segue into the long, flowing strokes of professional billiards players to promote range of motion in arms, legs, and stagnant corner pockets. After reflexology techniques send solvents into buried tension, an installation of deep-tissue kneading can relieve stress in lower layer muscles and improve circulation in limbs without requiring clients to perform jumping jacks in knight armor.