A massage therapist moves at a slow, deliberate pace, like an art film about an introverted teen learning to use a kiln. Pace yourself with this Groupon.
- $40 for a one-hour swedish massage ($65 value)
Relaxing Waters Spa
Relaxing Waters Spa hosts a bevy of automated infrared massage beds that unwind mental and muscular tension without the use of human hands. Each bed rests in its own semiprivate enclosure, where clients lay fully clothed as infrared-heated jade rollers melt away tightness in nerves and the muscles around the spine. The machines' technique combines massage and acupressure to help increase circulation and reduce stiffness throughout the body. Once sessions are over, clients glide across the polished stone floor with newly flexible bodies, finally able to perfect their Gumby impressions.