When hair seeds blow from your head to other bodily regions during the awkward prenatal years, they can sometimes land in unwanted places. Uproot uninvited crabgrass from private property with today’s eradicating Groupon to Steffanie’s Wax Shack in Greenwood. Choose from the following options:
- For $20, you get one Brazilian wax (a $40 value).
- For $30, you get $75 worth of male waxing services.
- For $39, you get two Brazilian waxes (an $80 value).
- For $75, you get four Brazilian waxes (a $160 value).<p>
Steffanie’s Wax Shack proprietor Steffanie Chapell and a team of specialized hair vanishers transform whiskery pelts into smooth skinscapes with waxing on the face, torso, and appendages. During the Brazilian wax, unwanted basement fuzz is cleared away for a south pole as silky and sleek as a velveteen rabbit with alopecia. Alternatively, men can clear overgrown back forests ($30) or polish up stomachs ($20) for impromptu abdominal shuffleboard matches. Male physiques can partake in the beachcomber special—a chest, stomach, back, and male-Brazilian combination ($135) that gets gents ready for swimming season or black tie and only black tie business meetings.
Steffanie’s Wax Shack
There once was a hair named Max'milian
He stood as the last of a billion
But then he was wax'd
His owner cried "Max!
You've left me complet'ly Brazilian!"