Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, while shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry cleaning at VIP One Price Dry Cleaners in Bonita Springs.
VIP One Price Dry Cleaners' earth-conscious staff evicts unwanted blemishes and scents from garments and household linens. They'll cleanse the most basic garments ($5.95), such as pants, blouses, and American-flag jumpsuits, and have them ready by the next business day. Additionally, guests can have staffers starch laundered shirts ($2.25) to their exact specifications ($0.25/shirt). Otherwise, patrons can banish the filth accumulated from allowing pet hippopotamuses to sleep with them by having their queen-size bedspreads ($24) expertly washed. The team of clothes-wranglers races the clock when needed, providing same-day service ($1.50 charge for clothes brought in by 10 a.m.) and two-hour service ($3 charge) upon request.
Though not valid with this Groupon, delivery services within three miles saves customers the trouble of driving and stops house-bound linens from complaining that they never get to go anywhere (an additional $10).