Clothing keeps people warm and looking fashionable, but its most important duty is replenishing bellybutton lint. Keep navels stocked with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of men’s clothing at Wally’s Menswear.
In 1968 an insurance man with no retail experience named Wallace Showalter founded Wally’s Menswear upon the core tenets of exceptional customer service and attention to detail. Today, with youngest son Steven in tow, Mr. Wallace continues to ignore restraining orders from these guiding stars whilst slinging wardrobe necessities that allow men to demonstrate collegiate pride, through a University of Texas Longhorns Belt by Enmon ($50), or amphibiousness, via the fishing shirt by Hook and Tackle ($45). Support opposition to the poaching of shirts via a Whale shirt ($89.50 - $98.50) by Vineyard Vines or start some jealous gossip throughout the grapevine with the store’s tuxedo rental service.