If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon.
$29 for a 45- to 60-Minute Thai Massage ($100 Value)
Clients lie fully clothed on a cushioned mat as the therapist focuses on pressure points and meridian lines to free energy blockages and aid in detoxification.
Simple Elegance Massage & Yoga
At Simple Elegance Massage & Yoga, eager instructors lead students through a rotating schedule of yoga and dance classes, such as gentle yoga, energy yoga, and burlesque dance. Students can also climb atop Shannon Crandall's massage mats and relax as the licensed massage therapist's practiced strokes transform stress into blissful quietude or as they silence pain like an old-school librarian silences a shelf full of audiobooks.