What You'll Get
Excess fat, like the majestic Redwoods, must be burned. Torch stubborn areas with today’s Groupon to Absolute Health Clinic in Arlington Heights. Choose between the following options:
- For $149, you get three body-slimming ultrasound cavitation treatments (a $447 value).
- For $249, you get six body-slimming ultrasound cavitation treatments (an $894 value).<p>
Under the guidance of chiropractic doctors, Absolute Health Clinic’s registered nurses bolster battles for slimness with fat-disrupting ultrasound cavitation. Treatments target fat and cellulite around the stomach, hips, or thighs with pulses of ultrasonic frequency, which vibrate fat cells apart like invisible jackhammers. The broken fat cells are then metabolized and flushed out of the body. Each noninvasive treatment lasts about 30 minutes, after which patients will have to wait 72 hours, or 17,000 rounds of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat,” before returning to the clinic for another dose of fat blasting. Though results vary from person to person, noticeable slimming is typical achieved after three treatments, with optimal results generally seen within 10–20 sessions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to $50 may apply. New clients only. Must sign waiver. Must be 18 or older. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
Doctor of Chiropractic Dimitry Likterev and the staff at myAbsoluteBody they bring their unique skill sets to a menu of chiropractic, alternative-healing, and cosmetic services. Staffers treat ailments by hand during physical-therapy, reiki, and acupuncture sessions, while incorporating the moveable sections of Flexion-Distraction tables to adjust spines without finding pretense for the Heimlich maneuver. The versatile anatomical experts also refine complexions during skincare treatments, mollycoddle torsos during a range of massages, and pad shoes with tailored orthotics.