What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with this Groupon to Anytime Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get a one-month membership (up to a $35 value).
- For $25, you get a three-month membership (up to a $105 value). <p>
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 365 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of unlimited access to the facilities, which equip bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, weights, and TV-topped cardio machines to train them to run a marathon inside of a swimming pool filled with mud. Highlight the results of fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions with unlimited tanning, which is included with memberships, in a bevy of beds that paint ripply physiques a brilliant shade of bronze.
Though Anytime Fitness occasionally offers discounts, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by expiration date on your Groupon, membership expires 1 month or 3 months from activation date. Must be 18 or older. Must be at least 14 if escorted by parent or guardian. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.