What You'll Get
Bodies must maintain balance to feel their best and successfully imitate Lady Justice. Even out corporeal scales with today’s Groupon to Colon Care. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get one colon hydrotherapy session (a $90 value).
- For $130, you get three colon hydrotherapy sessions (a $260 value).
Certified colon hydrotherapist Christina Pfeifer masters physical irrigation to detoxify and help reduce bloating, fatigue, and skin problems. During each session, which lasts 30–40 minutes, a gentle stream of water flows through the body, picking up toxins, waste materials, and shredded documents before flowing back out. On their first visit, patients will consult with their therapist to learn more about proper nutritional habits to attain optimum colon health and build food pyramids according to city codes. The holistic effects of the treatment can include fewer headaches, improved digestion, and more restful sleep.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Credit card required at booking. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Colon Care, Inc.
Since 1996, colon hydrotherapist Christina Pfeifer has been promoting wellness with a combination of colonics, acupuncture, and other body-purifying treatments. While traditional colonics are the crux of her repertoire, her services extend to other areas of the body, as well—she leeches toxins from the feet with ionic baths and believably impersonates Fabio to fortify mental well-being.