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What You'll Get
Like run-of-the-mill blemishes or full-chest tattoos, cellulite often shows up on skin uninvited. Return your body to a smooth state with today’s Groupon to Innovative Laser Institute, located inside Prestige Family Chiropractic. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get two i-Lipo laser-lipo sessions (a $400 value).
- For $139, you get three i-Lipo laser-lipo sessions (a $600 value).
- For $169, you get four i-Lipo laser-lipo sessions (a $800 value).<p>
The i-Lipo laser-lipo treatments take advantage of painless, noninvasive low-level lasers to gerrymander skin maps into ideally smooth districts and evict deadbeat cellulite that never pays rent on its bodily real estate. Three presession measurements provide an accurate before picture of the treatment area, and then each subsequent 20-minute laser session sends beams into cells to dislodge their fat contents. Natural bodily processes wash away the liberated lipids with the ease of a hose washing away a photorealistic chalk drawing of the Eiffel Tower. Five-to-ten minutes of over-the-skin vacuuming follows to firm up skinsuits about 1–2 inches per treatment, and postsession measurements record effects. The i-Lipo sessions also speed up skin-cell renewal and improve circulation, making it easier for clients to bike, walk, or ice-skate to work.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 addl as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Not valid for pregnant women or patients with epilepsy, pacemakers, liver/kidney disease, clients with a 2-year history of cancer or those currently undergoing radiation chemotherapy. May redeem across visits. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Innovative Laser Institute
The technicians at Innovative Laser Institute target stubborn fat, cellulite, and lax skin with the i-Lipo laser system. Before beginning any treatment protocol, staffers sit down with clients to go over a complete health and medical questionnaire to ensure suitability for the process. The technician then positions the low-level laser device over the body area; the laser energy alters cells' chemistry and triggers the release of a lipase enzyme. The i-Lipo system is also referred to as a cold laser because most patients feel only a slight warming sensation during treatment. Its body-contouring effects can be permanent if clients eat sensibly, exercise, and annually surrender a sacrificial jelly donut into their fireplace.