Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could make the universe implode. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's Groupon: for $25, you get 100 4"x8" or 8"x4" holiday-photo greeting cards at Magic Image in West Palm Beach (a $99 value).
Digital photos find a physical home at Magic Image, where photo wranglers transplant images onto holiday cards for customizable cheer. Customers drop off digital versions of cherished family portraits or beloved Rorschach prints at the Magic Image lab, and choose from more than 200 holiday templates that span the celebratory spectrum. Techs then beam images onto 100 holiday greeting-cards and invitations. Stuff mailboxes with Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's wishes, or opt for blank cards and make up a national holiday. Once card bundles are ready for pickup, customers can tuck them into provided envelopes, kiss their foreheads, and disperse them among loved ones.