Human expressions convey innumerable meanings—smiles suggest happiness, frowns insinuate sadness, and tear-streaked makeup confirms one's failing out of clown college. Increase your smile frequency with today's Groupon at Dr. Aimee Russo-Mounger's Spa Dentistry. Choose between the following options:
- For $120, you get a Botox wrinkle treatment with up to 20 units to the forehead, brow, or crow's feet (up to a $240 value)
- For $240, you get a Botox wrinkle treatment with up to 40 units to the forehead, brow, or crow's feet (up to a $480 value)
Dr. Aimee Russo-Mounger—a doctor of dental surgery—helms Spa Dentistry, which fuses cuspid concerns with the pacifying prerogatives of a spa. The Botox treatment seeks to slacken facial wrinkles caused by natural processes such as aging and starring in the stage version of The Mask. Dr. Russo-Mounger takes her Botox-certified aim at frown lines etched around the eyes and scored across the bow with up to 20 units or 40 units of the FDA-approved cosmetic medicine (a $12 value/unit). During the treatment, clients can indulge in all of the center's complimentary spa amenities; they may don plush robes, wrap warm towels around their necks, and muzzle their mitts in paraffin wax, all while watching TV or listening to digital radio and live recordings of all-floss string orchestras.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.