Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with this Groupon: for $399, you get a laser nail-fungus treatment for a combination of up to 20 fingers and toes at Mountain Park Health Clinic (up to a $1,000 value).

At Mountain Park Health Clinic, Dr. Kenneth Rifkin channels more than 30 years of experience in naturopathic medicine and acupuncture to bring down nail fungus with quick laser treatments. During the procedure, Dr. Rifkin administers a laser treatment to the nail bed, breaking down nail fungus with heat gentle enough not to wake any penguins the patient may be cradling. The heat kills the nail bed's infection, resulting in a gradual return of rosy, healthy nails. The procedure takes about 30 minutes and helps bestow clients with confidence in their digits during winter vacations to the islands and postgame handshakes with the opposing team's hot-dog vendor.