As with snails and with little boys named Hansel, you can always tell where processed food has been based on the residue it leaves behind. Clear your body of evidence with this Groupon to The Movement Colon Hygiene Center in Crystal Lake. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $99 value).
- For $130, you get three colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $297 value).<p>
The Movement Colon Hygiene Center’s proprietor and certified practitioner Jolene Anderson leads her staff in clearing debris from bodies during approximately 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy sessions. Once settled in a private room, the client removes below-the-belt garments, reclines on an Angel of Water system, and gently inserts their own sterile and lubricated single-use nozzle to preserve modesty. The hydrotherapist then enters the room and starts the gravity-fed flow through the pencil-size nozzle to cleanse the system with purified, sterile water, flushing out residue from environmental pollutants and previous careers as taste testers for mozzarella sticks. During sessions, clients lean back and can listen to music or read books. Clients should avoid eating for at least two hours before their sessions. Colon hydrotherapy may not be safe for clients with certain medical conditions; click here to see a list of contraindications.
Though The Movement Colon Hygiene Center sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Movement Colon Hygiene Center
Jolene Anderson was on her own path to wellness when she received her first colon-hydrotherapy treatments. Invigorated by her experience, she gained certification and opened The Movement Colon Hygiene Center. Today, she leads her staff in clearing debris from bodies during colon-hydrotherapy sessions. Each client settles in a private room and removes below-the-belt garments before reclining with a book or personal music player. During each session, the gravity-fed flow from the Angel of Water system flushes out residue of environmental pollutants and previous careers as taste testers for mozzarella sticks.
The center’s additional services ensure bodies’ exteriors receive the same gentle attention. Sessions in the Mercola Vitality Refresh tanning system impart vitamin D while working to smooth wrinkles and soothe the muscle stiffness that results from impersonating Atlas. The TheraSauna’s far-infrared rays beam in benefits including detoxification, cellulite reduction, and tension relief.
The Movement Colon Hygiene Center is open Monday through Wednesday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., with extended hours every other Tuesday until 7:30 p.m., Friday from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., and Saturday from 7:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m.