Great health, like fleeing from a bear through a hedge maze, requires an alert, attentive mind. Maintain your body and synapses with today’s Groupon to National Occupational Health Services. Choose between the following options:
- For $65, you get a wellness exam (a $130 value).
- For $129, you get a comprehensive physical exam (a $272 value).<p>
Doctors at National Occupational Health Services conduct thorough corporeal analyses to help patients keep a steady path toward lives of health and fitness. Both exams commence with a discussion of individual health logs, family history, and the number of times patients have bathed in the fountain of youth. Technicians draw blood samples to inspect for complete blood count, cholesterol and lipid levels, and other nutrients. After tests to ensure that reflexes and vision are in shipshape, the comprehensive physical exam continues with a urinalysis and chest x-ray to take measurements for the heart’s custom-knit winter glove. An EKG takes heart health one step further by monitoring electrical activity and overall wellness through small leads attached to the patient’s extremities and chest. After the physical, doctors can recommend further treatment or send healthy patients along with a congratulatory sticker.