The holidays bring all sorts of dilemmas, such as what to get the person who likes nothing and when to begin blocking off the chimney. Solve one of these problems with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 5- to 6-foot freshly cut and bailed douglas fir Christmas tree delivered to your home from Portland Christmas Tree Delivery (an $80 value).
Portland Christmas Tree Delivery decks a home’s halls with conical-shaped holiday cheer, freshly cut from sustainable farms in Eola, Oregon. For the past four years, the family operation has harvested these eco-friendly, oxygen-emitting tannenbaums, then prepared them for delivery to Portland homes by lecturing them on the dangers of low-hanging chandeliers. With aromatic pine needles that jut 3/4 to 1 inch from sturdy branches, the douglas fir will securely station garland, tinsel, and ornaments. When properly watered and cared for, trees will keep their festive vigor for up to three weeks, which is exactly how long it takes to teach them to speak French.