Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 60-minute body or reflexology foot massage at Ross Massage (up to a $40 value).
Ross Massage's staffers tailor treatments to each body, reducing stress via body and foot massages. Clients can enjoy a relaxing Swedish massage or target muscle aches with the deep-tissue massage's pressurized strokes. During the prenatal massage, a skilled massage therapist treats the aches and pains associated with pregnancy. Foot massages rely on reflexology, which targets reflex points in order to provide wide-ranging health benefits and the ability to walk on jello.