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What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Care for your permanent domicile with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $1,500 for one Lipotherme Lypolisis body-contouring treatment on one area (a $3,750 value)
- $2,800 for one Lipotherme Lypolisis body-contouring treatment on two areas (a $7,500 value). These must be on two adjoining areas, such as the stomach and love handles.<p>
After a consultation to explain the procedure, the doctor injects a local anesthetic into the fatty tissue before inserting a laser fiber through small incisions. This laser melts the targeted fat and then a small cannula enters the body through the incisions to suction up the liquefied fat and contour the body. The heat of the laser also spurs the growth of collagen to smooth skin. This treatment requires little downtime, and most people can resume normal activities the day after the procedure; however, waiting several days before resuming strenuous activity, such as exercising or bear wrestling, is advised.<p>
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. The two area option valid for two adjoining areas only. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Express Weight Loss
The weight-loss experts at Express Weight Loss dedicate themselves to supplementing body-slimming efforts with personal coaching and noninvasive treatments. Staff members operate under the no-frills philosophy that dieters and exercisers can maintain their weight with a healthy lifestyle and sensible eating. But they also recognize that sticking to a healthy lifestyle can be harder than landing a helicopter on a doghouse roof, so the team works one-on-one with clients to educate them on such weight-loss methods as HCG diets, laser-assisted liposuction procedures, and body sculpting with Venus Freeze radio-frequency treatments. To supplement new shapes, they also smooth wrinkles and plump up skin with Botox and Juvéderm injections.