What You'll Get
A marriage between two cuisines is preferable to a marriage between two clones of Sylvester Stallone, a process that eventually results in a baby reared on raw eggs and meat punching bags. Savor a simpler fusion with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Greek and American fare at Theo's Cafe in Montclair.
Theo’s Cafe's doyens of diner fare forge a bountiful menu packed with classic American edibles and traditional Greek dishes. American and Hellenic cuisines get cozier than two peas in a 1,000-thread-count pod in the onion-ring-packed gyro ($6.50) and Johnny’s Special Greek burger, a savory structure comprised of two charbroiled patties, jalapeños, thousand island dressing, american cheese, and feta ($6.99). Guests nestle into bright yellow booths as they take alternating bites of lamb in the souvlaki combo ($9.99) or cheesy sea fare in the tuna melt ($4.99). Non-meat eaters can stop eyeing the ornamental flowers and potentially edible wood paneling and power up on a tastier source of protein with a crisp falafel gyro ($4.99) or a large greek salad ($6.99).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Must purchase 1 food item. Dine-in only. Must use promotional value in one visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.