What You'll Get
Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled “drain ocean,” were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with this Groupon.
$35 for a 60-Minute Escape Massage ($70 Value)
The Escape massage includes your choice of light or medium Swedish strokes. If desired, by appointment, you can arrange for childcare in an onsite play area. Additionally, Groupon holders can upgrade to a deep-pressure therapy session for $10.
About Wow! I Could Use a Massage!
The licensed massage therapists at Wow! I Could Use a Massage! unwind coiled musculature by customizing one of three therapeutic massage types to suit each patient's needs. Inspired by a basic Swedish massage, the Wow! Experience blends light and medium pressure to coddle muscles into a soothed state and get blood flowing better than a newspaper headline about aliens storming the White House. The Medium Pressure Refresher combines Swedish strokes with even firmer pressure to relieve back soreness, and Deep Pressure Therapy manipulates trigger points and aims to extract pain and tension.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 27, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.