Music is humanity's universal language, narrowly beating out such close contenders as Esperanto, The Simpsons references, and yodeled profanity. Learn how to rhythmically communicate across cultures with today’s Groupon to Casey Connor Entertainment. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get a jump drive with 10 gigabytes of party music (a $200 value).
- For $125, you get a one-hour DJ lesson for one (a $300 value).
- For $1,000, you get a two-hour event booking (a $2,000 value). Each booking includes pre-event music planning, DJ, standard DJ sound equipment, two speakers, and sound assistant. Events with larger capacity or venue size may require an additional fee.
Having toured with Jennifer Lopez and Paul Oakenfold, and regularly spinning for parties hosted by celebs such as Britney Spears, Kanye West, and Madonna, Casey Connor and her highly trained apprentices energize events with nonstop, up-tempo dance beats. DJs arrive early to wire speakers and 5,000-watt gramophones, as well as consult with festivity hosts on the night's jams. Client tastes and requests influence playlists customized to suit the unique demands of every event, and to keep gatherings loose and fun, Casey Connor spinners engage crowds throughout the party with dazzling moves and anecdotes about trips to the dentist. Other past Casey Connor clients include Apple, Gucci, Chanel, Nike, Rolling Stone, and W Hotels. For longer events, two Groupons may be combined to keep partiers glued to the dance floor without sticky paper for up to four hours.
Alternatively, aspiring solo beat-droppers may attend one of Casey Connor's one-hour DJ classes, where the legend advises on the best way to approach a career in the spinning industry. Classes also include a hands-on lesson that imparts some of Connor's unique style to students. Groups of up to four track-spinners with Groupons can take classes together. For hands-free spinning, a jump drive packed with 10 gigabytes of dance jams and adrenaline-pumping murder-mystery audio books adds Connor's flair to any gathering or high-energy workout.