Grouchy Turtle

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1635 North Bayshore Drive, Miami, FL 33132 1635 North Bayshore Drive, Miami Directions
+13058142330
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If you love sports, you'll probably love Miami's Grouchy Turtle. If you're looking for a fun time, make plans to visit this club.

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Report | 4 years ago
Great experience would recommend it to friends and family.
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Report | 4 years ago
Clean your boat- dirty dishes in sink, unmade bed, sloppy living quarters, made it feel like a visit on some dirty house boat, not worth the money. Tend to your guests, offer drinks and snacks, offer knowledge about boat, area, etc. Tell where to sit and pay attention to bumpy ride and warn people about best places to sit, make it a special experience versus just a way for you to make some extra cash. I have visitors coming next weekend and if I had had a clean, accommodating experience I would have booked another trip, but felt it was overvalued and disappointing even at groupon reduced rate.
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After Captain Chris Gruno escaped the chilly air of New Jersey and his desolate cubicle desk, he brought the Grouchy Turtle to the Florida Keys, where he now ferries patrons through tropical waters. The catamaran, a 33.5-foot-long boat with six rooms, can sleep up to four on overnight voyages and fit up to six passengers on daytime jaunts. A blue, U-shaped bench borders the table in the saloon, and the master cabin boasts a bed big enough for a queen. The vessel is the vehicle for diverse aquatic jaunts, including kayak tours.

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