Hitting a weight-loss wall, much like slamming into a tangible wall, can interfere with the way you fit into your sister's wedding dress. Overcome shape obstacles with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six Zerona body-contouring sessions at Body Massage Wellness Spa (a $2,500 value).
Body Massage Wellness Spa's certified technicians trim bodies with noninvasive Zerona technology, featuring a cold laser that shrinks stubborn chub. After an initial consultation and brief tap dance in the spa's modern, moss-green waiting area, patients lie under the multipronged Zerona laser for a series of six 40-minute treatments, wherein low-level beams pass through the skin to liquefy lipids so that they can slink out of fat cells. During each procedure, the patient can perform stationary tasks such as reading a book, making phone calls, or knitting a sweater for the family gerbil. Six sessions can jump-start inch loss in persistent subcutaneous fat deposits around the waist, hips, thighs, or back area.