Haptic Bodywork

Middle River

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What You'll Get

In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon to Haptic Bodywork, located inside the Spunk Fitness Center. Choose from the following options:

  • For $35, you get the choice of a 60-minute deep-tissue massage or a sports massage (a $75 value).
  • For $39, you get a 50-minute hot-stone massage (an $85 value).
  • For $99, you get the choice of three 60-minute deep-tissue massages or three sports massages (a $225 value).<p>

Licensed massage therapist Robert Pumphrey helms Haptic Bodywork with a no-nonsense approach to eliminating pain and stress in a clinical massage environment. The deep-tissue massage uses medium to deep pressure to undo knots as swiftly as a sailor in a yo-yo contest. Robert also uses long strokes to lengthen muscles along the back and neck. Meanwhile, sports massages work to gradually realign layers of muscle and connective tissue dwelling beneath the skin’s surface while tending to specific injuries and aches and sore spots resulting from athletic exertion. The heat from hot-stone massages methodically sends clients into a more stress-free state, as therapists knead and stir tissues while simultaneously setting stones on key areas of stiffness or natural walking paths for goslings.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jan 16, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Massages are non-transferable. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Haptic Bodywork

With 13 years of experience, Robert Pumphrey knows a thing or two about chilling out. As a licensed massage therapist, he uses soothing strokes to help clients release stress. At Haptic Bodywork, his massage and bodywork clinic, he draws upon more than a half dozen massage modalities to target aches and anxiety. Services range from reflexology sessions, which can improve posture and reduce foot-based tension, to Hawaiian lomi-lomi massage, a series of gentle, rhythmic strokes that mimic the Pacific Ocean's waves, in that they feel great after you roam aimlessly through the desert for six weeks.

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