It takes about 15 muscles to smile, 50 to frown, and 148 to save a curbside couch from life in a landfill. Soothe sympathetic sinews with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 90-minute custom holistic massage from Kenneth Jeremy Zutter Lmp. at Gaia Law and Holistic Center (a $90 value).
Licensed massage therapist and wellness guru Kenneth Jeremy Zutter strives to squash aches and anxiety with varying massage pressures and balance point therapy—Zutter’s own unique technique that custom tailors a program to help patrons lead a well-balanced life. First-time guests kick off relaxation sessions by filling out history forms to highlight their sore spots, and a consultation with Zutter outlines strategies for banishing strain without becoming beholden to a witch doctor. During treatment, tender spines may feel the slow, gliding strokes of a Swedish massage or a more pressurized kneading, all depending on the prediscussed conditions. Physiques can absorb a slew of wholesome benefits from the session, including reduced stress, enhanced energy levels, and improved limbo-contest scores.
Kenneth J Zutter LMP
Though a licensed massage practitioner, Kenneth J Zutter doesn’t limit his focus to sore muscles and tight knots. Instead, he assesses the whole person, gleaning insight into the way each client’s lifestyle and stress level affects his or her bodily health and ability to withstand gratuitous saxophone solos. His trainings culminate in balance-point therapy, a holistic treatment plan that combines massage therapy with chakra healing, energy healing, intuitive healing, and other gentle healing techniques.