LoHi Lipo Laser

Lower Highlands

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In a Nutshell

Zerona-certified technicians smooth cellulite from hard-to-exercise areas with noninvasive treatments, including infrared sauna sessions

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Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don’t speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today’s Groupon to LoHi Lipo Laser. Choose from the following options:

  • For $349, you get five Zerona neck and chin laser treatments at (a $700 value) and a 50-minute infrared sauna session (a $50 value, total $750 value)
  • For $999, you get six Zerona body-slimming laser treatments at (a $2,500 value) and a 50-minute infrared sauna session (a $50 value, total $2,550 value)<p>

Led by Dr. Jake Simpson, the figure-shaping team at LoHi Lipo Laser smoothes the appearance of cellulite with 45-minute noninvasive Zerona laser treatments. As clients recline on a massage table or levitate in mid-air, Zerona-certified technicians pass the laser over the skin, where it liquefies the cell-bound fat and releases it into the space between cells. The lymphatic system absorbs and metabolizes the fat, ushering it toward the exits. While lasers battle fat cells beneath the surface, clients read, meditate, or read about dogs who meditate. The Zerona laser targets specific hard-to-exercise areas and can show smoother skin in six sessions. Alternatively, 20-minute neck and chin treatments send chub from those areas to roam on a bucolic prairie. Both options also include a 50-minute infrared sauna session, which dilates blood vessels for a circulation boost, stimulating the cardiovascular and metabolic systems that effect greater weight loss.

The ceiling-high windows in LoHi Lipo Laser’s waiting room let in plenty of natural light for identifying last-minute trouble spots or signs of vampirism. The clinic’s modern loft space is brought down to earth by touches of greenery and soothing dark wood accents.

LoHi Lipo Laser

The team at LoHi Lipo Laser, a certified Zerona Clinic, targets stubborn fat deposits during noninvasive laser slimming treatments. As clients recline on a treatment table or levitate in midair, low-level-laser diodes pass over the skin, sending light energy through fat-cell membranes and causing them to break down. Sessions come with neither the risks nor the downtime of surgery. Multiple appointments may be required to yield optimal results.

The clinic's menu of services also includes traditional chiropractics, massage, acupuncture, holistic nutrition, and schvitzes in the infrared sauna.

Customer Reviews

Staff was incredibly friendly, accommodating and knowledgeable. They bent over backwards to accommodate my ridiculous schedule. I really appreciate their service.
Dina B. · January 26, 2016
What a great experience, everyone here was just awesomeness! I feel great! The atmosphere is relaxing and inviting
Eva M. · October 22, 2015

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