What You'll Get
Evil scientists often use radio frequencies to transmit mind-control recordings to the public, which explains why many skin-tightening hopefuls become international super spies. Defy age without giving up your identity with today's Groupon: for $175, you get three Venus Freeze skin-tightening treatments at MS Slim in Rowland Heights (an $885 value).
The technicians at MS Slim help beautify and soothe Southern California bodies with the latest technologically enhanced techniques in a relaxing spa atmosphere. A skilled technician wields the FDA-cleared Venus Freeze during three 20-minute sessions to help render skin as youthful and taut as a baby mannequin. The Venus Freeze uses pulse-magnetic fields and radio frequency to assist collagen and elastin synthesis, and simultaneously increase production of FGF-2, the growth hormone responsible for minute-blood-vessel creation. Some patients can see results after as few as one session, but multiple sessions are recommended to maintain a spritely visage. Venus Freeze patients experience little to no downtime after the procedure, meaning Scrabble brawls over whether kleenex is a proper noun can commence immediately afterward.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Must use all treatments on same area. Valid for the following areas: upper arms, lower abdomen, upper inner thighs, upper back thighs, flank, or buttocks. Treatments are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About MS Slim
Just because weight loss takes discipline doesn't mean it can't also be pleasant. So say the folks at MS Slim, who outfit every client in plush robes, serve them herbal teas, and lead them into tranquil private rooms before each treatment. In this spa-like atmosphere, the staff takes a personalized approach to helping clients meet their image and weight goals, forsaking boilerplate models for solutions that fit the client's unique needs and maintain an emphasis on creature comforts.
At MS Slim, the journey to weight loss follows different routes for different people. Treatments such as i-Lipo, Zerona body sculpting, and anticellulite wraps may entail divergent methods, but all result in bodies that can slide into stowed-away skinny jeans and old rabbit holes to Wonderland. MS Slim also hosts many beautifying stopovers on the way to the golden scale, including a docket of skincare services, massages, yoga, and a carbon-infrared sauna where clients can relax and burn calories without having to bench-press their hypnotist.