It’s fair to think someone with a dark tan just returned from either vacationing in the tropics or taking a long bath in wood stain. Let strangers wonder where you’ve been with today’s Groupon to Quick Tone Fitness & Tanning Center in Bel-Nor. Choose from the following options:
- For $19, you get two spray-tanning sessions (a $70 value).
- For $19, you get two months of unlimited Level 3 tanning (a $59.40 value).
- For $40, you get two months of unlimited Level 6 tanning (a $131 value).<p>
Experienced staff at Quick Tone Fitness & Tanning Center takes over solar duties with a variety of services to bronze skin. During spray-tanning sessions, specialists cloak physiques in even coats of paraben- and perfume-free Sun FX potions brewed from purified water and natural ingredients. Sun FX tanning solutions react with the amino acids in skin to leave a tan with the even gold hue of King Midas’ stress ball. In traditional UV-tanning sessions, guests may swaddle complexions within Level 3 beds or high-intensity Level 6 beds with 360 degrees of glowing rays. Patrons gain evening access to Quick Tone Fitness & Tanning Center, which requires only a personal security code that doubles as a Morse-code theme song.