Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for it. Keep human-car relations strong with today's Groupon: for $30, you get an auto-service package that includes an oil change and detailing (up to an $84.90 total value) at Select Suzuki in Frankfort.

Select Suzuki's noncommissioned staff vends and tends all auto makes and models, earning an A+ Better Business Bureau rating for owners Dan and Rachelle Bevington's pressure-free environment. After the complimentary valet service picks up cars at any home or offices within 15 miles, it'll set them back down gently in Select's garage and top off parched conveyances with all vital fluids, including an oil change of up to five quarts of Castrol synthetic blend 5W-30 (up to a $39.95 value).

An express detail (up to a $25 value) meticulously denudes dirt-draped autos with a full wash, vacuum, window cleaning, steering-wheel massage, and tire dressing. Select’s technicians also fortify chariots with a tire rotation ($19.95 value) and 27-point safety inspection that includes a spelling bee for GPS voices. Drivers can either wait for the car to return to its original spot or snack on bottled water and Otis Spunkmeyer cookies in Select’s waiting lounge.