Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a power antiaging facial or a full-body contour wrap at Skin Deep Studio in Orange Park (a $125 value).

Skin Deep Studio's talented team of aestheticians and massage therapists takes pride in providing detailed care to each client. In the first round of the antiaging facial's fight against sinister skin crinkles, light microdermabrasion teams up with a heavyweight vitamin C chemical peel to knock out rough, dry skin with fancy footwork and a swift jab to the jaw. Then, a light-emitting diode sends a barrage of busybody photons through the skin to amp up collagen production, increase circulation, and spread rumors about last night's party at the stratum corneum. When completed, the treatment can reduce hyperpigmentation, firm skin, and smooth the face's laugh lines, fine lines, and slipping fault lines.

During the full-body contour wrap, trained spa professionals work to stimulate circulation, sculpt physiques, and evict delinquent toxins at the cellular level. Bodies are buffed with an exfoliating scrub, anointed with a contour cream, and wrapped in a plastic film that helps to improve lymphatic circulation, promoting permanent inch loss. Internal detoxification bolsters body reshaping and blood circulation, ensuring that patrons meet Clean Air Act requirements.

Skin Deep's warm, welcoming quarters are elegantly dressed in sun-kissed hues, tricking clients into believing they've escaped to Tuscany for a European vacation without having to also trick them into believing Tuscan pizza is better than that of their favorite neighborhood parlor. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.