The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today’s Groupon to Southern Friends CarWash. Choose from the following options:
- For $6, you get one Shine exterior car wash (a $13 value).
- For $15, you get three Shine exterior car washes (a $39 value).
- For $20, you get five Shine exterior car washes (a $65 value).
Southern Friends CarWash’s automated tunnel cranks out reinvented rides rinsed and shined by 100% recycled water and eco-friendly soaps. During each 15-minute Shine wash, soft cloths circulate cleansing foams along the car’s outer shell, eviscerating dirt and accumulated pie filling with a deft, gentle touch. Rim cleaners wrestle road muck and mud from the wheel centers, and high-pressure waters disentangle grease and grime during an undercarriage wash. Next, coats of triple-foam polish and conditioner bring a glossy veneer back to the paint, as a tire shine applied by hand grants rollers top-to-bottom luster. A thorough hand dry brings the beaming ride back to a glowing state of road-readiness, complete with 24-hour rain insurance to give drivers peace of mind without forcing them to park their car in the guest room for the night.
Open seven days a week, Southern Friends CarWash welcomes cars in all states of discontent. An onsite café invites waiting car parents to satisfy stomachs with mesquite-smoked wings or any of seven other buffalo-style variations, before sending them past a waiting wet-nap attendant and reuniting them with their spotless vehicles.