The top three most efficient modes of human-powered transportation are (in no particular order): Flintstone cars, bicycles, and a palanquin carried by the various monarchs you’ve conquered and overthrown. Make sure the most feasible of these is in perfect working order with today’s Groupon at Trek Bicycle Store. Choose between two options:
- For $29, you get a bicycle tune-up (a $62.54 value).
- For $20, you get $40 worth of bike parts, accessories, and apparel.</p>
Trek Bicycle Store’s meticulous mechanics whip wheels into shape with comprehensive tune-ups and furnish cyclists with gear and accessories from quality brands. During the basic tune-up, they’ll scrutinize cement sailors for safety before repairing and replacing vital parts such as chains, cables, brake pads, and jet-propulsion systems. These velocipede gurus will also work on front and rear shifting components, make mechanical brake adjustments, and lubricate the drivetrain. The tune-up also covers labor and replacement-part costs for up to 30 Earth days or nine Mercury weeks.
Alternatively, patrons can deck out their two-wheeled beasts with a selection of gear and accessories such as the luminous white bulb of a Bontrager Glo headlight ($12.99) or the contoured gel foam of a Cloud 9 cruiser seat ($39.99). A Topeak basket ($34.99) fastens to the front of handlebars, ideal for carting home groceries or lazy extraterrestrials.