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$199 for Vascular Screening and Initial Cosmetic Treatment for Varicose and Spider Veins on Both Legs

During cosmetic-vein treatments, long-pulse lasers emit a bouquet of green beams, which the skin's pigmentation readily absorbs and welcomes in for a nice cup of tea. As photons pepper the epidermis, light energy and ultrasonic waves gently compress veins until they shrivel and dissipate into an anatomical abyss, leaving clients ready to immediately return to their routines. All treatments include screening ultrasound of lower extremities for venous evaluation.

Germantown Aesthetics

Lead by medical director Gregory Laurence, Germantown Aesthetics’s team of trained specialists beautifies clients’ epidermal landscapes during noninvasive and surgical treatments. Germantown Aesthetics welcomes patients into a handsome, historic building raised in 1887 that now combines space-age lasers and medical equipment with the earth-toned décor and meticulous facial-hair grooming of the late 19th century. Within soothing treatment rooms, physician assistants and registered nurses work alongside Dr. Laurence to fill out wrinkles with Botox and Juvéderm, sculpt svelte waistlines with liposuction, and erase unwanted veins from the surface of legs with advanced laser treatments.