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Have-Nots Comedy, Inc. – Miami Science Museum Theater

Standup Comedy Show and Drinks for Two with VIP Option on Saturday, August 11, at 8 p.m. (Up to 52% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Local laughmaker and singer skewers the stars and muses on daily life in South Florida

The Fine Print

Standup comedians typically draw from real life, such as bad relationships or how the zoo is crazy. Life's a riot with this GrouponLive deal to see Comedy Night at the Museum starring Clyde Gordon, presented by Have-Nots Comedy at the Miami Science Museum's theater on Saturday, August 11 at 8 p.m. Choose between the following seating options:

  • For $23, you get two tickets for right- or left-section general-admission seating and two glasses of wine, soda, or domestic beer (up to a $47 value, including all fees).
  • For $28, you get a VIP ticket package for two (up to a $58 value, including all fees), which includes:
    • Center-section seating
    • Two glasses of wine, domestic beer, or soda
    • Photo opportunity and autograph session with Clyde Gordon

Native Miami mirthmaker Clyde Gordon grew up as one of the few non-Spanish speakers in his neighborhood, and his outsider’s perspective informs slightly skewed takes on subjects from Beyoncé to Michael Vick in an 18-and-older show. Chief among the weapons in his star-taunting repertoire is a pitch-perfect Michael Jackson impression, which he deftly uses to dissect the late legend while simultaneously celebrating his ability to make a hiccup sound cool. Gordon has also been seen on BET’s ComicView and on the mic at the South Beach Comedy Festival, and he has shared the stage with such acts as Mike Epps, Daniel Tosh, and J.B. Smoove. Have-Nots Comedy collects jokers from across the country along with rising talent from the local scene to fill a slew of atypical stages—including those of frequent charity events and comedy-deficient sentencing hearings—and made Modern Luxury Miami's Best of the City 2010 list.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Crossing the Street

It’s not enough just to cross the street safely—you have to want to cross the street safely. Ensure your safety by observing the following rules before crossing any and every street:

  • Look both ways.

  • Look the other both ways—directly at the sun and deep inside yourself.

  • Check to see if an old woman is crossing the street alone. If so, let her go. Study her. Learn from her successes and her failures.

  • Invite the drivers of every stopped car to an impromptu roundtable discussion about vehicle safety and what it means to society in an election year.

  • Do whatever the tiny imprisoned man in the traffic signal does. If he walks, you walk. If he turns into a red hand, you turn into a red hand.

  • Just wait. Eventually the other side of the street will come to you if you have enough candy in your pockets.

Should you always do what the man imprisoned in the traffic signal does?

Have-Nots Comedy, Inc.

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    Miami Science Museum Theater

    3280 S Miami Ave.
    Miami, Florida 33129
    (305) 753-5077
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  • Contact Miami Science Museum Theater at (305) 753-5077 for questions or hours.