Two-Hour Sunset Cruise or 90-Minute Private Cruise for Up to Six from Grouchy Turtle Charters (Up to 57% Off)


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Sailors learn to be experts at knot tying, from securing the vessel with a tight anchor hitch to securing the captain after he succumbs to madness and tries to eat his own hook hand. This Groupon is a mutinous bounty.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $29 for a two-hour sunset cruise for one (a $60 value)
  • $149 for a 90-minute private cruise for up to six (a $350 value)

Cruises require a minimum of four passengers to embark. See the calendar for available dates.

Grouchy Turtle Charters

After Captain Chris Gruno escaped the chilly air of New Jersey and his desolate cubicle desk, he brought the Grouchy Turtle to the Florida Keys, where he now ferries patrons through tropical waters. The catamaran, a 33.5-foot-long boat with six rooms, can sleep up to four on overnight voyages and fit up to six passengers on daytime jaunts. A blue, U-shaped bench borders the table in the saloon, and the master cabin boasts a bed big enough for a queen. The vessel is the vehicle for diverse aquatic jaunts, including kayak tours.

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    Boatman’s Mangrove Marina

    200 Florida Ave.

    Tavernier, Florida 33070

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In a Nutshell

33.5 ft. catamaran, whose captain lives aboard full-time, ferries passengers through Miami- or Florida Keys–area waters

The Fine Print

Expires May 14th, 2013. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. 48-hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price applies. Reservation required. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. Cruises require a minimum of 4 passengers to run. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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