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Premier Physicians Weightloss and Wellness – Las Vegas

$69 for One-Month Physician-Guided Weight-Loss Program ($290 Value)

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In a Nutshell

B12 shots, low-cal diet plan, pedometer & exercise regimen join forces to combat bulge during one-month program

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 30, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

It's a sign of a svelte figure when you can still fit into a favorite article of clothing from your youth, which is why supermodels are so often photographed wearing Elmo bibs. Dust off your old duds with today’s Groupon.

The Deal

$69 for a physician-guided one-month weight-loss program (a $290 value)

  • The physician-developed program includes:
    • An initial consultation with a doctor (a $120 value)
    • Three follow-up visits with a staff member (a $40 value)
    • One fat-burner/vitamin B12 shot per week for four weeks (a $40 value)
    • One body-composition test per week for four weeks (a $40 value)
    • A sample low-calorie diet plan (a $20 value)
    • A pedometer (a $10 value)
    • An exercise program that incorporates using the pedometer (a $20 value)
  • Choice of male or female doctor, each of whom are members of the American Society of Bariatric Physicians

Premier Physicians Weightloss and Wellness

At the heart of Premier Physicians Weightloss and Wellness stand doctors Dana Trippi and Erik Evensen, who both believe in practicing the healthy-living tips they share with clients. Dr. Trippi gallops across half-marathon finish lines, and both she and Dr. Evensen dole out nutrition and fitness advice to kids, corporate weight-loss groups, and deep fryers suffering crises of conscience.

Along with supervising a roster of weight-loss programs, each with its own approach to calorie control, the doctors conduct physicals and prescribe medicines to patients suffering from pesky coughs and colds. Clients can also change their appearance by tapping into the center’s reserves of anti-aging hormones or scribbling all over their faces in highlighter.

Premier Physicians Weightloss & Wellness

At the heart of Premier Physicians Weightloss & Wellness stand doctors Dana Trippi and Erik Evensen, who both believe in practicing the healthy-living tips they share with clients. Dr. Trippi gallops across half-marathon finish lines, and both she and Dr. Evensen dole out nutrition and fitness advice to kids, corporate weight-loss groups, and deep fryers suffering crises of conscience.

Along with supervising a roster of weight-loss programs, each with its own approach to calorie control, the doctors conduct physicals and prescribe medicines to patients suffering from pesky coughs and colds. Clients can also change their appearance by tapping into the center’s reserves of anti-aging hormones or scribbling all over their faces in highlighter.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

• A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

• A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

• The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

• A cool car that is also fast

• Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

• A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

• A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

• A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

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