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Madison Community Massage Clinic – Madison

Therapeutic, Aromatherapy, or Myofascial Massage Package (Up to 57% Off)

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Value
$115
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57%
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$66
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In a Nutshell

Massage therapist draws on multiple modalities to ease muscular aches and pains while combining aromas, hot compresses, and other techniques

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Let loose with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $49 for a 60-minute therapeutic, deep-tissue, or myofascial massage (up to an $85 value)
  • $49 for a 60-minute aromatherapy massage with a hot compress (up to a $115 value)
  • $59 for a 60-minute aromatherapy massage with hot-stone add-on (up to a $125 value)

Therapeutic massage promotes flexibility, deep-tissue massage tackles pain in the soft tissue beneath muscles, and myofascial release loosens the tight tissues over sore muscles. The aromatherapy massage pairs therapeutic kneads with soothing scents and a hot compress to relax muscles. The hot-stone treatment uses heated stones to increase muscle flexibility throughout the treatment.

Sacred Rhythms Wellness Center

Sacred Rhythms Wellness Center's eight highly trained staffers aim to diffuse ailments with a suite of holistic services, from traditional massage to pain-relieving acupuncture. In private treatment rooms with flickering candles, holistic healers conduct chakra assessments before realigning energy points with reiki or sound therapy. The ancient art of cupping encourages the body to release toxins, and an herbal body wrap cloaks the corpus in an elixir of 27 minerals and herbs that lures impurities and uninvited dinner guests out of the skin. Clients can also indulge in organic facials blended from fruits, vegetables, spices, minerals, and vitamins, and the center's own skincare line, Sacred Skin, is also formulated in-house using naturally sourced, organic ingredients. The center offers yoga, tai chi, and meditation classes.

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Madison Community Massage Clinic

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    Madison

    700 Rayovac Dr., Suite 320
    Madison, Wisconsin 53711
    (608) 271-2278
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