Your body is the last place you want to store toxins, mostly because the rates at the new U-STORE-IT are much cheaper. Put toxins where they belong with this Groupon.
$119 for a seven-day medical detox and purification cleanse package (a $764 total value)
- Seven-day detox and purification plan with supplements (a $199 value)
- Three fat-burning shots (a $195 value)
- Comprehensive physician consultation with clinical nutritional assessment (a $275 value)
- Zinc-deficiency test, iodine-deficiency test, body-pH test (a $95 value)
- Interpretation of results by a doctor
With scientific grounding from onsite physicians, the staff at The iBody design courses of pound-shedding and detoxifying treatments that focus on resetting metabolism, balancing hormones, and liquefying fat cells with lasers. Using iBody's medical weight-loss program helps stored fat release 1,500–4,000 calories per day, the equivalent of an armchair made out of hamburger. SmartLipo treatments help vanquish fat cells by prodding flab with laser fibers through a canella, whereas testosterone therapy inserts small pellets under the skin that release small doses of weight loss–inducing hormones over the course of three to six months.