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United Skates of America, Inc. – United Skates

Roller-Skating Package for Two or a Birthday-Party Package for Up to Eight (Up to 52% Off)

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No Longer Available
Mon Nov 12 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$24
Discount
50%
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$12
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  • Good for Kids
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In a Nutshell

Recreation enclave houses arcade and hardwood-floored roller rink, fueling parties with pizza and soda

The Fine Print

  • Expires 360 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy mulitple additional as gifts. Party option limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr advance reservation required for party package option. Not valid Friday or Saturday after 6:30 pm. Not valid for previously-booked parties. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

In roller skating, as in dangling from the edge of a cliff, sometimes allowing yourself to start falling is a great excuse to hold someone's hand. Take the plunge with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$12 for a roller-skating package for two (a $24.50 total value)

  • Admission and skate rental for two (an $8 value/person)
  • Two slices of pizza (a $2.50 value each)
  • Two soft drinks (a $1.75 value each)

$38 for a birthday-party package for up to eight (a $79.92 value)

  • Admission and skate rental for up to eight
  • One slice of pizza for each guest
  • Two soft drinks per guest
  • Four arcade tokens for each guest
  • Paper goods and invitations
  • Souvenir cup, trip to DJ booth, and one session in the Funny Money Machine for the birthday boy or girl

Additional guests for the birthday-party package may be added for $9.99, plus tax, per guest. This deal is valid at United Skates and Skateplex.

United Skates of America, Inc.

A member of a previously undiscovered species known as skateasaurus stakes its territory, tracing figure eights along the rink's hardwood floor. Dressed in blue-and-white shorts and a red trucker hat, the plush, green-and-yellow dinosaur—otherwise known as Skato—eschews eating children, and instead prompts them to shake it all about in rounds of Hokey Pokey. This fun ambiance extends to the rest of United Skates of America's roller rink, surrounded by lime-green walls and manned by a smiling staff.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: the Flip Side

Many people just assume that everything they read is true without ever looking at the counter argument. Take a look at the flip side of some of these “universal truths”:

Universal Truth: Lying is bad.
The Flip Side: What about lying to save someone’s life? If your child wants to leave the house, but you know that the world is a place full of danger, is it wrong to lie and say there’s nothing out there?

Universal Truth: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
The Flip Side: Do nothing unto others. You don’t know where others have been. Others could have been playing in the toilet.

Universal Truth: The earth orbits the sun.
The Flip Side: Our planet is just a big rubber ball that a giant baby is playing with, and the sun is a night-light in the baby’s bedroom. Other planets are the baby’s other toys. Gravity is the baby’s hands.

Universal Truth: Don’t bring electronics with you into the bathtub.
The Flip Side: What if your phone is in a plastic bag? Would it still electrocute you? Would it?

What should we do unto others?

United Skates of America, Inc.

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    United Skates

    5121 N Armenia Ave.
    Tampa, Florida 33603
    (813) 876-5826
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